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Dear Friends,
According to my new masseur (Jason moved away), one should only drink green tea in the summer, always wear socks in winter.
According to expert economists, Obama is not a good American President for Canada.
According to an article in the Psychology Magazine, opposites do not always attract.
According to global surveys, homogenous societies are more happy and peace-loving.
According to my good old friend, there is nothing wrong with a 35 year-old man wanting to meet a 58 year-old woman.
According to me, let's say a 53 year-old woman, with low self-esteem and double standards, any man who wants to meet me must be insane!
Tonight, Insanity knocked on my door. There I was on my couch, surfing the net in my loose pyjamas, when I received an e-mail from my friend, "This nice Iranian guy from my Gym wants to meet you."
I almost ran to the bedroom to put on my brassiere, but I settled for sitting up straight and tucking in my belly! After a few "No, I don't think so," and "No, you should really give him a chance," my e-mail address flew out of my control into his inbox and I received an introductory message.
"I'm F. If you give me your number, I can call you."
Since I'm seldom in the mood to talk at night (I talk all day!), I politely declined, but offered e-mail exchange. He insisted on phone conversation.
My, "I will do it when I'm in the mood," was met with an "ok" in small letters!
I sighed in relief.
Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to leave home to meet somebody. Your friends can do it on your behalf! Accepted and filed. What have you accepted and filed, today?