Wednesday, 31 October 2012

Troubled Chi


Dear Friends,
When I was living my old little life, minding my own business (Before Bill 115), every so often, I welcomed a painless, relaxing massage. Lately, I have seen more of the masseurs, than my own children.
Yesterday afternoon, Dmitri was not available, so I took my aching body to Jason, not as tall and fetching as Dmitri, but much more knowledgeable!                              
As soon as he took possession of my big toes and heard me scream, I learnt that all my internal organs are malfunctioning. Apparently, at every turn, knots, that I call missed deadlines, forgotten paperwork, misplaced records and Bill 115 have blocked my chi!

An excruciating hour later, as I put Jason’s hefty bill next to my physiotherapy and night guard receipts, I realized the government’s “master saving plan” is devaluing me in every imaginable way. Perhaps at this point, retirement is the most cost-effective lifesaver! Although I must say, the logic of living on “fixed income” at the time of deterioration has always escaped me.  And, I’m not even into scalpels or needles.
Unfortunately, my last year’s “gratitude attitude” has turned a deaf ear to my pleas to return and save my soul. Thus, I have no choice but to put myself back on the market for a daddy. With what's left of me, I’ll have to forgo the sugar. Accepted and filed!
What have you accepted and filed, today?


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